I am excited to share the cover for the adult romantic comedy, Neurotica by Eliza Gordon. It comes out in August.
NEUROTICA by Eliza Gordon
If you find yourself talking to Jayne Dandy, keep the conversation on Star Wars and
rubber ducks—best not to mention men, dating, or S-E-X. Because Jayne
is fine with the way things are: writer of obituaries and garage sale
ads by day, secret scribe of adventures in distant galaxies by night.
But her crippling fear of intimacy has made her the butt of jokes since
forever, and hiding behind her laptop isn’t going to get her lightsaber lit.
rubber ducks—best not to mention men, dating, or S-E-X. Because Jayne
is fine with the way things are: writer of obituaries and garage sale
ads by day, secret scribe of adventures in distant galaxies by night.
But her crippling fear of intimacy has made her the butt of jokes since
forever, and hiding behind her laptop isn’t going to get her lightsaber lit.
After
her therapist recommends that she write erotica as a form of exposure
therapy, Jayne joins forces with pen and paper to combat the demons that
won’t let her kiss and tell. Unexpectedly downsized at work, she adopts
a pseudonym and secretly self-publishes one of her naughty books to
make ends meet. When her adorable, long-time friend Luke, co-owner of
the popular Portland food truck LukePiewalker’s,
hears she’s been demoted, he insists on hiring her to sling éclairs and
turnovers at his side. Her secret must be kept, but sparks ignite
between them, sending Jayne and her X-Wing into a tailspin that will
either make her face down her neuroses or trigger a meltdown of Death
Star proportions.
her therapist recommends that she write erotica as a form of exposure
therapy, Jayne joins forces with pen and paper to combat the demons that
won’t let her kiss and tell. Unexpectedly downsized at work, she adopts
a pseudonym and secretly self-publishes one of her naughty books to
make ends meet. When her adorable, long-time friend Luke, co-owner of
the popular Portland food truck LukePiewalker’s,
hears she’s been demoted, he insists on hiring her to sling éclairs and
turnovers at his side. Her secret must be kept, but sparks ignite
between them, sending Jayne and her X-Wing into a tailspin that will
either make her face down her neuroses or trigger a meltdown of Death
Star proportions.
About Eliza Gordon:
A purveyor of fictions, Eliza Gordon has excellent taste in books, shoes, movies, and friends, and questionable sanity in the realm of love. Best leave that one alone. www.elizagordon.com
Connect:
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Giveaway:
$15 Amazon Gift Card
2 ebooks of Must Love Otters by Eliza Gordon (adult romantic comedy).
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1 comment:
thanks so much for posting the cover reveal! I LOVE this cover, isn't it gorgeous?!
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